For a children’s show, Adventure Time is full of adult fears
Being unable to care for your child
Being overpowered by your child
Being manipulated into an abusive relationship
Being attacked by your spouse
Depression and attempted suicide
Threat of miscarriage
Losing a loved one (or yourself) to Alzheimer’s
Not to mention a goddamned nuclear apocalypse
And there it is! The first time my post show back up on my dash, it has just reached 100K notes! Huzzah!
And this is what I love about adventure time, everything most people dont realize about this show.
I would rather ________ than study right now.
- shower fully clothed
- test every chair out inside the house
- bake 3 dozen cookies
- marathon every show on Netflix while running a marathon
- eat 3 dozen cookies
- re-read every Dr. Seuss book
- build a rocket ship
- exterminate every insect on the planet
- release the cure for cancer
- lead an army of african children and invade North Korea
- survive a zombie apocalypse
- eat a tree
- painfully shit out a tree
- smash everything inside a museum with a bat
- create a useless list of things I would rather do…
I asked my 7 year old cousin,” How will I know when I’m okay?”
"When you’re not okay, you’re still okay, Kuya"
I DON’T THINK HE UNDERSTANDS HOW DEEP THAT IS.
Hey what are you eating under there??
OH MY GOD YOU
YOU SAID TH
I GOT YOU GOOD OH BOY
YOU SAID UNDERWEAR
AS IN LIKE PANTIES YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER
HOLY SHIT I AM COMEDY GOLD
JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL
I JUST CAUGHT THIS ON MY DASH AGAIN AND I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING OHGOD SOMEONE HELP IT’S HAPPENING AGAIN